Lastest reply to the Nigerian scammers. All credit to eyefry, again. Translastion below-
Самый дорогой Anna, Я нахожусь теперь в Abuja. Успешно увиливающ таможни авиапорта (я приносил вам половину килограмм кокаина и 3 пакетов марихуаны как token подарок захвата - понадейтесь вы и ваша семья насладится им!), Я обнаружил местонахождение местную главу Dispepsiana Narcoleptia и зарегистрировал как международный член. Я в настоящее время residing на их чудесном, albeit после того как 4$ет-роачю-инфестед, дом гостя в Ogbomosho. Завтра я буду вплоть riding до Maiduguri для того чтобы встретить некоторых друзей ехпортируют дешевые домодельные firearms к южной америке. Я приду получить вас как только моя работа будет сделана. Мир и влюбленность, Jorge. влюбленность p.s. изображение. Ваш нос приносит из ваших глаз.
Самый дорогой Anna, Я нахожусь теперь в Abuja. Успешно увиливающ таможни авиапорта (я приносил вам половину килограмм кокаина и 3 пакетов марихуаны как token подарок захвата - понадейтесь вы и ваша семья насладится им!), Я обнаружил местонахождение местную главу Dispepsiana Narcoleptia и зарегистрировал как международный член. Я в настоящее время residing на их чудесном, albeit после того как 4$ет-роачю-инфестед, дом гостя в Ogbomosho. Завтра я буду вплоть riding до Maiduguri для того чтобы встретить некоторых друзей ехпортируют дешевые домодельные firearms к южной америке. Я приду получить вас как только моя работа будет сделана. Мир и влюбленность, Jorge. влюбленность p.s. изображение. Ваш нос приносит из ваших глаз.
"Dearest Anna,
I am now in Abuja. Having successfully eluded the airport customs (I've brought you half a kilogram of heroin and 3 packets of marijuana as a token engagement gift - hope you and your family will enjoy it!), I located the local chapter of Dispepsiana Narcoleptia and registered myself as an overseas member. I am currently residing at their wonderful, albeit roach-infested, guest house in Ogbomosho. Tomorrow I'm riding down to Maiduguri to meet with some friends who export cheap home-made firearms to South America. I will come and get you as soon as my work is done.
Peace and love,
Jorge.
p.s. love the picture. Your nose brings out your eyes."
17 comments:
Your nose brings out your eyes.
As the egyptian embalmer said to the latest client..
Are you sure it isn't EyeFry scamming you?
Oops..that's your reply to Anna.
Ok, get it now.
Oh dear, forgot to credit eyefry. Oops. Has been remedied.
hah. so it was him.
oh dear, i'm smearing chocolate over the keys..
Aw, shucks...
*silently wipes a tear, takes a bow*
Antickpix: Everything clear now?
Eyefry: Speech, speech!
(Sob)...I'd like to thank, uh, first off, er.. this wouldn't have been possible without...(stifle)...waa... really, though...what a wonderful audience...i mean, gah...you love me! you really really love me! (sob)...all because of the academy, blogger, Nina, Antickpix, me dear ole mammy and me dear ole dad who..er..got married, and...
Ah, screw it.
p.s. I'm reminded, for some reason, of Clint Eastwood's last Oscar acceptance speech. There he was - old, crinkly, virtually falling apart, well into his 70s - and surprise!, his first pointed dedication is to his dear mamma (not sainted, not remembered...wait for it!) who was (bloody hell!) seated in the audience and grinning cheerily at the cameras. Clint Eastwood's mother! Is anyone still in doubt of the miracle of modern medicine?
Clint Eastwood's mother is alive?? Shite!
hmm..the only reason to watch the Oscars.
crappy acceptance speeches.
and yeah..she's still alive?? how old was she when Clynt plopped out?
I wouldn't be surprised if mammy out-drank Clint at the post-award party, and even stole a couple of goodie-bags in the bargain. Must be alla them ginseng and hormone-boosters an' shit...
Eyefry: Hormone-boosters?
Sometimes I forget I'm leaving these controversial comments on a biochemist's blog. Apologies. Delete "hormone-boosters", supplant with whatever's appropriate...
Didn't mean to nitpick... Think I'll replace 'hormnone boosters' with red wine and dark chocolate, which seem to be the cure for almost everything these days :)
Oh yes, or that. What I was thinking of, though, was prolly that human growth hormone shit. I remember watching a rather frightening program about it on the Beeb once...
Human growth hormone is rather frightening- atleast too much of it is.
I keep imagining people with huge ears, extra limbs and overgrown knees, when I think of HGH...
Eyefry: Yeah, something like that, plus mental retardation.
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